Ice cream candle and soap silicone molds

I don't want to be the Destroyer of Magic or official Bubble Burster, but since I already stepped into the role when I crushed the faith of those who believed that a silicone mold wasn't involved in the making of Hostess cupcake candles and soaps, I may as well embrace what I've become and turn the spotlight on Unlimited Molds' nice selection of ice cream silicone molds.

From single scoops ($17.95) and ice cream sandwiches ($16.25) to the makings of a banana split ($35.99) and the single serving of soft-serve ($9.95) shown here, the roots of everything we've seen as amazingly realistic-looking ice cream soaps and candles can probably be traced to a silicone mold.

It is a sad, sad day.