Ice cream sundae crochet pattern

My god, if I knew how to make this crocheted ice cream sundae myself, I think I'd have to quit writing and set up a permanent stand at a craft fair.

Just look at it! The elegant sundae dish, the chopped nuts sprinkled on the hot fudge, the wafer sticks, the cherry: everything is impeccable. Thanks to the generous nature of stripeyblue over at Etsy, I can pick up the pattern for this 5" crocheted ice cream treat for just $4 and crochet away. All I'd need to start churning out my own handmade sundaes are the supplies. Oh yeah, and the ability to crochet.

Now where can I buy that?