Strawberry gelato plush dog toy
If your pooch frequents one of those dog parks populated with uppity canines that judge a fellow tail-wagger by his or her choice of squeaky toy, then forget about that strawberry soft-serve cone from the other day and get this strawberry gelato plush toy instead.
It's infinitely cooler and less garishly colored than the soft-serve dished out at buffets and by strip mall vendors and it comes in two sizes: 4" ($8) and 6" ($10). The bigger cone even has two squeakers hidden inside it. I bet those snooty schnauzers' plush caviar toys don't have that!
If your pup's throat is dry from playing with her new 

